the amazing legless dog!

Wilbur has invented a few tricks.

Here is "the amazing legless dog," seen only when it is cold, and he's got all his tootsies folded up underneath him so they don't get frostbitten.





His best trick is hard to photograph. That one is called "the amazing 300 pound dog." When he sits on the scale at the vet, he weighs about 27 pounds, but when you go to pick him up, to move him off the bed, say, he exerts mind over matter and suddenly weighs much closer to 300 pounds.

Or maybe it's the bed, turning on a tractor beam to hold him down.....

Only the truly cruel would make him move, given the clear affinity he and the bed share.......